but like why would u tell shitty offensive jokes when really cheesy puns are way funnier and they dont hurt anybody
Cheesy puns require skill. Offensive jokes don’t. Offensive jokes are easy because you just need to say what you actually think about oppressed people and call it a joke.
d a n g
You are beautiful only when you do beautiful things. Full lips aren’t as beautiful as a full laugh. Skinny Hips aren’t as beautiful as a quick wit. Think about treating others right, and they will flock to you in screaming droves.Cecil Baldwin, Welcome to Night Vale (via khutuluns-bow)
ohperfectcarlos asked: Simone! You look so adorable today, how are you doing?
Thank you, You’re very kind.
And Me? I’m okay.
((I hope she doesn’t find out that’s the only thing I know in sign language…))
"Thank you?" OH!
You mean ‘good!’
Song: Sakura Kiss (for string)Artist: Hirano YoshihisaAlbum: Ouran High School Host Club Soundtrack & Character Song 1
soundtrack of my life. wedding song, funeral song, what have you.
oh my god, used as a wedding song, I’m in heaven!
Annnnnnd playlisted for the ball.
(via horaquan)7,794 plays
some guy was trying to hit on me while i was out getting coffee today.
So I pulled out my phone thinking he would go away if looked busy. instead he asked me “so is that a picture of you and your boyfriend”.
THIS IS MY PHONE BACKGROUND:
I said yes.
the girl in the back is a shifter
god dammit spn fandom